Tuesday, November 17, 2009

SEX.

I choose not to have sex.
There are several reasons. Here are a few:
1. To prove a point. My mom's friend, Kim, is convinced I will have sex before I'm out of high school. I will absolutely prove her wrong.
2. Boys. People say all teenage boys want is sex. Gross. Is sex really that great? Gets people pregnant and disease-ridden. Yucky. I'm pretty sure my boyfriend cares about a lot of other things and he's okay with us not having sex... I think.
3. Statistics. Ima mess wit da status quo.
4. I'm scared. I'm scared to have sex. I mean, what if it hurts? What if I get knocked up? What if I get an STD? I'm not risking it.
5. I won't be one of those sex-addicted couples. Like, what the fuck? I hate it when people talk about crazy sex. I mean, I love to ask questions and strive to make myself and others feel awkward so I suppose sometimes I like to hear about it.
6. Religion/Parents. My religious parents want me to wait. And, I mean, I sort of care what my parents think. And I do care what God thinks.
I plan on waiting until I'm married but if we learned anything from the Bush administration (Obamarama, baby!), things don't always go as planned.

Until next time, Ciao.
Jennytheywhaleybreedy

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