I choose not to have sex.
There are several reasons. Here are a few:
1. To prove a point. My mom's friend, Kim, is convinced I will have sex before I'm out of high school. I will absolutely prove her wrong.
2. Boys. People say all teenage boys want is sex. Gross. Is sex really that great? Gets people pregnant and disease-ridden. Yucky. I'm pretty sure my boyfriend cares about a lot of other things and he's okay with us not having sex... I think.
3. Statistics. Ima mess wit da status quo.
4. I'm scared. I'm scared to have sex. I mean, what if it hurts? What if I get knocked up? What if I get an STD? I'm not risking it.
5. I won't be one of those sex-addicted couples. Like, what the fuck? I hate it when people talk about crazy sex. I mean, I love to ask questions and strive to make myself and others feel awkward so I suppose sometimes I like to hear about it.
6. Religion/Parents. My religious parents want me to wait. And, I mean, I sort of care what my parents think. And I do care what God thinks.
I plan on waiting until I'm married but if we learned anything from the Bush administration (Obamarama, baby!), things don't always go as planned.
Until next time, Ciao.
Jennytheywhaleybreedy
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
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